Free Retirement Cartoons
Are You a Free Thinker or an Intellectual Prostitute? by Tony Mase
Copyright 2006 Tony Mase
As a father whose world revolves around his eight-year-old son, most of what little television I’ve watched over the last eight years has been kids’ shows, primarily cartoons.
Although I’m almost embarrassed to admit this, one of my current favorites is “SpongeBob SquarePants”.
I don’t know why, it just is. 
One of my favorite episodes of “SpongeBob SquarePants” is titled “Selling Out”.
In this episode, SpongeBob’s employer, Mr. Krabs, sells “The Krusty Krab” restaurant for a trailer filled with suitcases full of money to a corporate conglomerate that intends on turning “The Krusty Krab” into a big chain.
Although it’s what he always wanted, Mr. Krabs, now rich beyond his wildest dreams, quickly discovers Retirement isn’t all he thought it would be.
As a matter of fact…
He finds himself bored out of his mind with absolutely nothing to do.
So…
Mr. Krabs takes a job as a busboy and dishwasher at “The Krusty Krab”, now renamed “Krabby O’ Mondays”, only to find out it’s no longer the restaurant it once was…
Everything is now very carefully “scripted”, tightly controlled by a manager following corporate manuals full of strictly enforced policies, procedures, rules and regulations…
Squidward is constantly smiling…
Mr. Krabs’ beloved “Krabby Patties” are no longer made by hand using the finest ingredients, but by a machine using recycled garbage passed off by slick marketing to unsuspecting customers as real food…
And…
Even worse…
The customers’ money is no longer collected by real sea creatures, but by an automated cash register.
When Mr. Krabs questions Carl, the new manager of “Krabby O’ Mondays”, Carl tells Mr. Krabs “it’s better if you don’t know” and closes the office door in his face.
Unable to take anymore…
With SpongeBob and Squidward standing by, scared to death to say anything for fear of being “punished”…
Mr. Krabs, who hasn’t read the employee handbook, nor cares to, violates company policy and…
Speaks out…
Loudly…
So loud…
Everyone, including the customers, can hear what he knew to be “wrong”.
With an “uprising” clearly underway…
Carl grabs his cell phone, calls corporate headquarters and says something to the effect of:
Code red…
We have a free thinker!
When I first saw this episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants”, it immediately reminded me of a passage I’d read in a book just a few days earlier and had been pondering…
In “How to Get What You Want”, a book he wrote prior to “The Science of Getting Rich”, the book for which he’s best known, Wallace D. Wattles writes:
“If you are an employee and desire promotion, put life into everything you do; put in more than enough life and interest to fill each piece of work.”
“But do not be servile; never be a flunkey; and above all things avoid the intellectual prostitution which is the vice of our times in many trades and most professions.”
“I mean by this the being a mere hired apologist for and defender of immorality, graft, dishonesty, or vice in any form.”
“The intellectual prostitute may rise in the service, but he is a lost soul.”
“Respect yourself; be absolutely just to all; put LIFE into every act and thought…”
Interesting…
Although Wallace D. Wattles wrote these words nearly one hundred years ago, they could have just as easily been written today.
Think about it…
The “intellectual prostitution which is the vice of our times in many trades and most professions” has since risen to the level of an art form and even become a profession in and of itself.
All levels of business and government are virtually overflowing with paid apologizers, defenders and ignorers of immorality, graft, dishonesty, or vice…
People who’ve “sold out” their beliefs, morals and values for a paycheck, and often not a very big one at that, totally oblivious to the true cost…
“A lost soul,” as Wallace D. Wattles put it.
Jesus, the Master Teacher, once asked:
“For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?”
With that in mind…
My question for you to ponder today is…
Are you a “free thinker” like Mr. Krabs or an “intellectual prostitute” like Carl?
The choice is yours…
Make it a good one…
It may well mean the difference between having respect for yourself and being “a lost soul”.
About the Author
Tony Mase is a serious student of the works of Wallace D. Wattles and the publisher of the “A Powerful Life: The Lost Writings of Wallace D. Wattles” ebook by Wallace D. Wattles… http://www.wallacedwattles.com
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Larry Bird, Robert Parish and Kevin McHale Framed Autographed Photograph Details: Boston Celtics, Retirement Night, 16×20, 3 Signatures $562.99 This Larry Bird retirement night 16×20 photo has been personally hand signed by Boston Celtics Larry Bird- Kevin McHale and Robert Parish. The photo is double matted with a suede top matte and framed in black wood. The product is officially licensed by the National Basketball Association and comes with an individually numbered; tamper evident hologram from Mounted Memories. To ensure authenticity- the hologram can be reviewed online. This process helps to ensure that the product purchased is authentic and eliminates any possibility of duplication or fraud. |
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How to Retire Happy, Wild and Free: Retirement Wisdom That You Won’t Get from Your Financial Advisor $1.97 Retirement does not have to mean the end of life-in fact it can mean a whole new beginning to the life you never had time to explore. In HOW TO RETIRE HAPPY, WILD, AND FREE, best-selling author Ernie J. Zelinksi shows that the key to enjoying an active and satisfying retirement is dependent on much more than just having adequate financial resources. It means paying attention to all aspects of life, including leisure activities, creative pursuits, physical and mental well-being, and solid social support. With its friendly format, lively cartoons, and captivating quotations, Zelinski’s guide offers inspirational advice on how to follow your dreams instead of someone else’s, how to put your retirement in proper perspective, and how to enjoy life after work. |
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How to Retire Happy, Wild and Free: Retirement Wisdom That You Won’t Get from Your Financial Advisor $39.97 Retirement does not have to mean the end of life-in fact it can mean a whole new beginning to the life you never had time to explore. In HOW TO RETIRE HAPPY, WILD, AND FREE, best-selling author Ernie J. Zelinksi shows that the key to enjoying an active and satisfying retirement is dependent on much more than just having adequate financial resources. It means paying attention to all aspects of life, including leisure activities, creative pursuits, physical and mental well-being, and solid social support. With its friendly format, lively cartoons, and captivating quotations, Zelinski’s guide offers inspirational advice on how to follow your dreams instead of someone else’s, how to put your retirement in proper perspective, and how to enjoy life after work. |
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San Francisco, California Radio Personalities: Michael Savage, Rick Barry, Bernie Ward, Charles Karel Bouley, the Dog House, Terry McGovern $24.49 Purchase includes free access to book updates online and a free trial membership in the publisher’s book club where you can select from more than a million books without charge. Chapters: Michael Savage, Rick Barry, Bernie Ward, Charles Karel Bouley, the Dog House, Terry Mcgovern, John Gilliland, Don Sherwood, Bill Wattenburg, Don Rose, Brian Sussman, Ben Fong-Torres, Art Finley, Greg Jarrett, Pete Wilson, Greg Papa, Joe Starkey, Ronn Owens, Michael Krasny, Bob Fitzgerald, Scott Ferrall, Jim Eason, Gil Gross, Doug Banks, Bill Ballance, Rose Aguilar, Nina Serrano, Brian Copeland, Tom Donahue, John Rothmann, Joanie Greggains, Jim Dunbar, David Lazarus, Raechel Donahue, Dean Goss, James Thomas Donovan, Spencer Hughes, Jerry Gordon. Excerpt: Art Finley (born Arthur Finger in 1926 in Fairmont, West Virginia , U.S.) is a former North American television and radio personality , mostly in San Francisco and Vancouver , until his retirement in 1995. His broadcasting career began at KXYZ Houston in 1943. He enlisted in the U.S. Army Air Corps during World War II , and in the Korean War , he was recalled to active duty as a reserve officer in the U.S. Air Force , where he helped establish radio stations in Newfoundland and Greenland for the Strategic Air Command . Afterward, he worked in New York City in TV and radio. He moved to Stockton, California in the mid-1950s, to host a children’s program, Toonytown , on KOVR-TV , where he remained until 1958. He is widely remembered as “Mayor Art,” the host of a live children’s show that aired weekday afternoons on KRON-TV in San Francisco beginning in 1959 through 1966. Dressed in a top hat and a morning coat , he addressed his live audience of attendant children, who wore similar top hats, as the “city council .” Each program featured a short science segment; and in between Popeye cartoons, Finley used a hand puppet , “Ringading,” to teach introductory French, Spanish, German, and Italian words and phrases. “Mayor Art’s |
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